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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 14:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

James Bond game 007 First Light gets first trailer - The Verge

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Ghostly Ripples Sweep Across Colorado’s Night Sky — A Rare Spectacle Caught On Camera - The Daily Galaxy

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Cat Parasite Can Seriously Disrupt Brain Function, Study Suggests - ScienceAlert

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

GLP-1 drugs may be linked to elevated risk of serious eye disease, study finds - statnews.com

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Google’s NotebookLM now lets you share your notebook — and AI podcasts — publicly - The Verge

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Reports: Bills RB James Cook ‘won’t be in Buffalo anytime soon’ - Buffalo Rumblings

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Risk Of Dengue Fever Is Just Another Reason Cruises Suck - Jalopnik