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No way
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
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